Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I cockslap morals
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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