I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i think i scared a bird with my dick
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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