Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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