...so i touched it.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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