If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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