shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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