Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I need a beard to bite.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
