I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
3 2 1 whiskey
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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