either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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