Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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