She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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