He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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