new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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