Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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