So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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