It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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