Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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