He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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