did you get engaged???
id be glad to
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This is my gift to your gina
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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