I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
