if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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