She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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