you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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