At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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