like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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