You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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