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I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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