I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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