Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She bit a glass in half.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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