How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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