I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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