Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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