I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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