It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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