Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We have started to decorate penises.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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