are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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