why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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