i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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