The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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