yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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