on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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