i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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