How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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