Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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