i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Rumble strips road head = magical
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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