You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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