He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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