he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
