The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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