party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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