please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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