did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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