im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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