whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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