I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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